New girl: "What do you do when you get your period and you're dancing nude?"

House girl: "You wear a tampon and tuck the string inside you. Some girls like to cut it but you have to be careful that you leave some so you can pull it out."

New girl: "But how do you get it out?"

House girl: "Ummm, you reach inside yourself and dig it out."

New girl: "Eww . . . I hate the way the inside of my pussy feels."

And that is real life.