Haven't changed a word.
Oh yeah, making fun of sex workers, being racist and generalizing people, all SOOO hilarious. Pig.
That is fucking awesome!!! What about cards for the girls that actually get fired from the club for being a dirty whore? Or cards from Managers bouncers etc. explaining to the stripper that she isn't a girlfriend just a piece of ass. Or from a stripper to a customer telling him that no matter how many times she told him that "she really cares about him" that he is nothing but a tool.
I cant take it anymore. After years of sporadically logging into your & checking out your mindful ramblings, i gotta tell you...you are the FUNNIEST FUCK IN THE WORLD! and your take on strippers is dead on. If i wasnt already, you would definitely be my hero! thanks!
. . . A man like yourself should be so ashamed, what trash. How you havent been sniped by now is beyond me. Every time I throw up I will think of you asshole. Rape is NOT FUNNY. Damn you forever! . . .
Your site is fucking great. Its now my favorite thing to do at work instead of making fun of people on the craigslist personals.
YOUR SITE IS COOL AS HELL. SO R YOU AS FREEKY AS YOU SEEM??? DON'T THINK I EVER MEET ANYONE QUITE LIKE YOU BEFORE..THE BITCH FALLING ON HER HEAD WAS, LOL, TO FUNNY. I MIGHT HAVE BUSTED A GUT OR SOMETHING..MY BELLY HURTS FROM LAUGHING SO DAMN HARD..
You are such an asshole, but sadly correct. This is why my list of female friends is so terribly non-existent!
Z.
I look forward to reading your rants and raves.
Please accept my condolences on the loss of your mom.
And yes, the industry does rob something from you. Something that never can be regained once it is lost. I have been off the pole for a year now. Sometimes I want to say fuck it and go back, the money is addictive.
But I am finding myself again after a decade spent in the strip club. So going back is never again an option.
I hope your pain begins to lessen, and that you find some measure of peace.
Vampirella
wow.....that was amazing. Mirrors my current relationship slightly. She's insecure as well. Z, your post gives me absolutely zero hope for me & my bitch. I'll still wish for the best.
kudos, my man.....muthafuckin, kudos.
You are a dj at a strip club so you think you know strippers?? You don't know strippers and I don't appreciate your advice to customers and such. I am not heartless and I really do appreciate my (un-slimey) customers.. My customers are people too. I am not always after their money and sometimes I will just sit and talk because they are interesting. I have even fallen in love and become engaged to a customer. I think people like djs and managers are more slimey than strippers because you are always trying to bang the dancers... We are here to make a living not to be slimey like most of the customers... and you guys.
I hate your website. I hope I never work at a club you work at.
Hello, I just got banned from stripperweb.com I found your site and I must say I'm a new fan. I posted a job for the club I work for and immedietly the girls began to slander my company. I finally decided to stick up for my company. The only buisness they promote is their own. I would tell all buisnesses to steer clear from advertising on their site. Do you know of any other websites that are exploiting stripperweb? If so it's going on my favorites list as well. Thank you again for the site your new fan - ivy
You, my dear, are amazing! I have gone through your site, and I have also told my husband about it. You are right; once a dancer, always a dancer. This is one dancer that completely agrees with you. I'm sure you do get some negative feedback from many of the girls, but who gives a shit. You keep shit real. I'm glad I'm not the only one in the world that sees things and people for what they really are.
Zach, Did anyone ever tell you that you have a cynical, jaded side?
-P
HAH! Your okcupid post.
That shit was hilarious man....add me even if you dont take requests from bands....from a former strip club dj. (From Myspace.)
haha i've been reading your site for a long time now.. it's fucking hilarious and such an accurate account of what you can find in every single strip club. plus your from wisconsin..i'm from Minneapolis. What club do you work at there?
i have ectually met the stipper who is working only for her tuition..no shit ,... back in the day in altomonte springs...
and your words are epic and gospel foking truth..especially in regards to bitches..or female humans in general..
your default pic is borderline creepy... and disturbing like LIFE..(from Myspace)
U r a bitter person!! Did a dancer get u for ur money? Seems like u now have a vendetta against dancer! I wanna call u lame but acutually may not b u should not judge every book by it's cover11!!!! U r a lame ass sick individual who doesn't know what it is like too have a real woman or person in ur life!!! I am sorry u where born with a pinky dick!! Get over urself... U probably r or will b a serial rapist or killer!! I bet saying that made u feel good u FUCK!!!!!
To adress some more personal elements of your situation, I can relate one hundred and thirty percent to the ideals that you profess. I'd even go so far to say that it's an incredibly NOBLE and rare thing to encounter a man that dreams of commitment, and a sweet, wholesome life with a sweet, wholesome lady, (with all of the endowments of a NOT so sweet and wholesome lady.) In most situations the scenario is the other way around, haha! It's astonishing how difficult it is to find like-minded people, and I hope you believe me when I tell you that I'm very sorry to hear about what you've experienced. SO!
Chin up, Mister!
You are bright, funny, and very perceptive.
Don't let all of your bad experiences darken you.
I don't know you, but it always frustrates and saddens me to hear about
someone's pain or dissapointment. It's maddeneing that the world INSISTS on being so bleak at times.
Found your website about a year ago and think its the best thing ive ever read. . lol. . ive just been informed about your myspace.
i read your website, and it seems maybe you're the one who was fucked over by a stripper or girl of some sort because you have so much hatred and anger towards women that it's not even funny, get over it and get a life, only faggots that turned to men because they couldn't handle rejection from women talk like that about us. i don't have a clue who really reads your webpage and agrees with you unless they are women with low self esteem or men that have been rejected one too many times. and strippers jobs are to be a fantasy, not all of them are fat and ugly, if you don't want to see it, then go into a classy one where they have standards of women because i guarentee in my club you wont see that shit. dude, like i said, get a life, don't bother responding because your email address is already blocked before you try. you really are stupid.
I recently had the pleasure of looking at your website, which was very out there. I wondered on why you had such a hatred for strippers and then I realized that you are from Milwaukee, where all white trash girls are born and turned into strippers. I understand that due to the fact of you working in a strip club you were bound to encounter girls that would do anything for a dollar, but I believe that you are just as bad as those girls are.
I wasn't going to comment on your site but I just have to because its just absolutely disgusting. It's funny how you complain about stripper and such for charging for their services when you expect the "good girls" do all of the same nasty shit for free. If anything the strippers are at least smart enough to get paid to put up with your disgusting ugly fat ass. The reason you have problems getting good girls is because you are NOT a good guy. You obviously WANT a whore, but a free one, as made obvious by your article about chaste women.
I ran across your site today. So much truth. I just got out of a 3 year relationship with a dancer. God, what a nightmare. Yes, I did piss on her, fuck her up the ass (left a nice scar from ripping it open), and made her watch me fuck her co workers. LOL !! Keep up the good work. If I get some time, I will send you my story for use on the site.
Sounds like you got burned pretty badly. Unfortunately, you are whinier than any stripper I've ever met/worked with, so it's kind of hard to empathize with a man who was stupid enough to get hustled and then in a poor attempt to regain some semblence of "manhood" writes a derogatory and sexist "blog."
I actually have audio of a guy professing his undying love for a stripper - he pays all of her bills, rent, utilities, etc. you name it..so much so he has gone into debt for her..she is not interested in him other than for him to be her customer..WOULD love to see it on your website..If you're interested I can email it to you..
Glad to see you back in business. Your MySpace page is coming along nicely. I am a virgo as well (Well Jeez, isn't that special!). How low can you go...
This holiday season was pretty much ruined by my special 'little darling'. She lowered the bar once again when to her credit I didn't think it possible. In terms of basic human decency, she has dropped below the deepest abysmal trench in the Pacific ocean. I know she's descending somewhere in the earth's crust and fast approaching the mantle. As you say: 'Strippers are, as a whole, an insatiable black hole of greed and selfishness that cannot be fed.'
Hey man, I first of all want to say that you are brilliant and I really enjoy reading your articles particularly the ones about strippers. I've been a club goer for, oh, let's say 4 years now, and I find strippers fascinating. Your articles have given me a lot of insight on the "dark side" of exotic dancing, which causes me to empathize with the dancers a lot more than I did before. It must be tough being a whore.
I just wanted to tell you that I fucking LOVE your bad-ass attitude! You are genuine and keep it real and I appreciate anyone these days who actually "keeps it real" with whats going on in life.
Ive never danced on any stages but Ive been an independent escort for about 5 years and escorting is not much different than dancing. Its all a hustle and a game.
I got into escorting because I was flat broke, had no family to help me, and was on my own. Found out it was alot better making $200-$300/hr than trying to hold down a regular job at $10-$20/hr.
Man, I am glad to see the site back again these pages bring me a lot of joy in the form of a reality check to this fucked up world, it reminds me not to get so worked up over stupidity in the collective and know that at least one other person is able to see the truth behind the lies. keep it up
"Nice post! I guess none of us is immune to the virus, cause when you come down to it, that's what strippers devolve into. You know, it's really a marvel of science that Nova, or National Geographic will chronicle one day.
Imagine, how a mere 3+ years working as a stripper can put the Darwin theory into full reverse at the speed of light! These sweet little darlings can de-evolve past the primordial mass of eons ago to a elegantly simple, but effective virus.
Their single-mindedness of purpose cane be summed up in one word: take. The total focus to this concept enables them to block all else out and be effective even with their cranial limitations.
One thing is sure, when they are too old to hustle anymore and move on, guys like you and I will be in their rear-view mirrors no matter what. We are nothing more than a scar, a reminder of what their lives once were.
From my experience, they don't like that reminder, whether we treated them like angels or the whores that they are. So, cover your back dude, although I don't think you need me to remind you."