I was going through the Fox news website the other day, looking for a story I had seen months ago. Fox is a difficult site to navigate for archived files. As I entered search after search, out of boredom, I started clicking on some Hannity and Colmes. I suppose that was my first mistake. Boy that Hannity is a piece of work. I thought O'Riely was obnoxious...
I found a
series that Fox, and more specifically, Hannity were doing on female high school teachers that sleep with male students. The cases I am refering to are teachers that are having sex with normal teenage young men. Now, I have said before that I don't really see what the problem is. So I let Sean Hannity explain it to me.
Apparently he is angry because high school boys get more action from hot chicks then he does. I mean, I never heard anyone get so mad about consensual sex before. I say consensual because almost all the males in these stories he did were 16. At sixteen, I probably would have fucked an ugly teacher, just because my hormones were raging. These teachers (who, even in thier mug shots, still look decent), have either been sending dirty videos to their students, having sex with them in cars after school, meeting at motels, stuff like that.
Hannity called them "predators" and "villains". He calles the teenage boys "victims." He says these teachers were praying on the "weak...impressionable and vulnerable. People incapable of saying 'no'." Uh.....Are you fucking serious, Sean Hannity? How naive can a sixteen year old boy really be? So when your were in high school, if a hot teacher wanted to have sex with you after class, you would have said ‘no'? When I was that age I would have welcomed a woman that was older with more experience. Some might have said it was wrong because we couldn't possibly be on the same level mentally and socially, and I would have said, "I don't care. I want to get laid."
As I am sure of anything, I believe that
most of those boys said the same thing. There were some cases that looked a bit sketchy, but for the most part... There was this one teacher from New York that had sex with a "handicapped boy who was in her music class." His handicap was depression. Bet she fixed that.
Most men, in a moment of honesty, would tell you they agree. Being sixteen or seventeen, if I had the opprotunity to have sex with a hot twenty or thirty something teacher at my school, or a M.I.L.F. from my neighborhood, versus another sixteen year old, I would have probably gone for the former. May not have been relationship material, but what is at that age? Should all people wait until they are twenty five or thirty and mature enough for a life long relationship, just to have sex? Doesn't work that way(unless you're Hannity?) What's the difference if it's another sixteen year old your screwing or a woman ten or fifteen years older? The only difference is the sex with the older woman will most likely be better.
So is Hannity an excellent actor, or does he actually believe that these women are taking impressionable young boys and destroying their lives? "...Prison sentences and punishment....I can't believe these women get only probation. [to the D.A. who prosecuted the case] Can't we get stricter sentences for these predator...offenders?"
You know Sean (do you mind I call you Sean?), you kept carring on about how "...somehow it's okay if the woman is blonde and pretty." You must have said that five times. I'm starting to think...
Or maybe you need to get laid. Maybe you should step out of your normal and get something 'exotic'. That might calm you down a bit.
Yeah. A fine black girl with a 'dunk and some DSL's may be just what the doctor ordered for you. If that's too much, you can stick with the same-old.
Uh...maybe you should just roll with my suggestion instead.
Are female teachers and young men that big a deal? The prosecuters and judges must not think so; that's why these "predators" don't get much time. When it comes down to it, these boys parents aren't pressing charges to the 'fullest extent of the law', because if they were, the teachers that did this would be getting prison, not just jail with light, or no, probation.
In any event, maybe I am jaded. I had sex with a woman when I was sixteen who was 12 years older than me. I thought about it and used my own judgement. Now, fifteen years later, was I "adversley affected?" Has my "spirit been damaged?" I think...not.
