Man, I think I've been fucking around with computers for thirteen years now. I've went through lame shit like chat lines, ICQ, AOL Instant Messenger, and even Match.com to try and find a woman who wasn't a lying, stripper, whore, soulless puddle of maggot shit---needless to say I cancelled that crap after three months with no avail. Eventually I just got fed up with all these tools computers have offered us to communicate with people I normally wouldn't give a shit about because in the end, correspondence with these people just added up to stockpiles of bullshit, and I get enough of that through the assholes I know in person.
So it seems that now everyone I meet or talk with who has recently become computer savvy usually tries to push their Myspace page on me, as if some content on their miniscule corner of the Internet is going to have some profound effect on me. Or to be more accurate, I can't emphasize enough how I DO NOT wish to read the same three people posting "Hey, there! Just saying hi," to you, all the while having about 47 other people in your 'Friends' area---or whatever the fuck it's called---and none of them don't say shit to you. I mean, how lame is that?
Well, I have a theory on why this happens, one that I could only express in the following form:
One month later . . .
Fucking Myspace.com. Good Lord. This shit was done ten years ago with Geocities and Angelfire, you assholes!!!! Whoa! You can blog now, hey? The only difference is back then it was called a fucking GUEST BOOK! LOSERS!