Take a picture for the camera phone, whore.


Chicks have always been pigs in bed. Even if she's a suburban yuppie with a 4.0 grade average whose parents are still married and drive a Volvo, their daughter still likes having her hair pulled when getting stuck doggy style. She still loves it when you call her pussy a dirty slut and smack her ass with more momentum than you put into kicking your boxers off ten minutes earlier. She's just a pig, man. Spit in her asshole while fucking her doggy style and work a finger in and I guarantee she'll be saying 'yes.' Cum on her face intentionally the first time she blows you, I swear within the next five blow jobs she'll be asking you to pepper her cheeks with your personalized emollient.

Then, of course, they sober up and the next day arrives and you're happy as a Mexican with a dump truck full of piņatas, yet she's timid, maybe a little distant. Well, that's just guilt, but she brought it on herself. And you'll tease her about what a pig she was last night and she'll smirk and hide her face and shoo you away. That's because in her feeble mind, last night she was acting out, but today she wants to be treated like a princess again.

Well, guess again, bitch, because the camera phone never lies.

See, if you're a player, you already knew this was coming, that's why you had your phone recording everything she was doing. And if you're a fucking pimp, you'll press play and show her the next day when she gets all hoity toity on your ass. Now, she'll look away after the first glimpse of her piggish ways, but be warned, she'll grab the phone away if you fuck with her for more than ten seconds and try to erase. Now, if your the ultimate pimp, you've already copied or uploaded that shit and didn't tell her, so you should let her delete it and think it's forever gone, but you know better because you're a man, and goddamit, one day soon you're gonna want to show your friends what a pig she was so maybe now they can fuck her (if they haven't already.) You should also consider the possibility of wanting to show HER friends so next time those four are out at the bar, at least one of them will talk behind your ex-girl's back on what a porn shop catalogue model she should be. But ultimately, when you finally kick her out and tell her to never call you again, you're gonna want those clips to jerk off to, because sex will rarely ever again be the same.

You'll never get it verbally, and I doubt you'll achieve it in person, but if you act in the methods mentioned above, you should feel some closure. Bonuses would be if you spit on her or dirty dicked her. It's all mental, man. Just assume she is going to fuck you over during your time together, so therefore, you must fuck her over harder . . .And get it on video for all to see then let others download it via P2P.

Ha-ha, bitch.

Z.
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